Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Can Purell be used as lube?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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