You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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