So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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