dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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