i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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