I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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