you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We are two peas in an std pod
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
