Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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