FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I pour the whiskey from now on
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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