Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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