Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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