even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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