I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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