My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's official drugs can't kill me
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something