I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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