It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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