I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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