belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
