The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize