My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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