I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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