Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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