I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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