Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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