I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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