dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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