Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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