So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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