I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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