well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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