Small penises have feelings too.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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