Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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