I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
