small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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