You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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