Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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