you have to choose: penises or morals?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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