It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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