question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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