can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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