i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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