Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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