why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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