We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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