so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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