it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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