Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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