Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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