you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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