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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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