does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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