Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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