I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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