I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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