its not stalking. its research.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
