nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
no, he came in my armpit
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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