everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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