just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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