shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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